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October 20, 2007

time flies so fast, sana time rin ako

LOL! nakaka-miss ka bigla, abaut.

eto, bonus. The "Broken Heart Calculator" LOL!

Short relationships (3 MONTHS OR LESS)

1. count the number of weeks that you knew the person before the relationship turned romantic, and then divide this number by 2
2. count the number of weeks that you were romantically involved
3. add-up A and B
4. count the average number of days per week you saw him/her during the romance, and divide this number by 2
5. multiply C and D - that's how many weeks it will take to begin feeling normal

Example:  Lou met Barb.  After 4 weeks they started dating.  They dated for 8 weeks, seeing each other an average of 4 nights per week.  Then Barb left.   It will take Lou's heart about 20 weeks (or just under 5 months)  to recover.

Long relationships (1 YEAR OR MORE)

1. estimate how happy you were (day to day) on a scale of 1 to 3
2. estimate how physically attractive you found your mate on a scale of 1 to 3
3. add up A and B - and then divide this number by 2– this will give you a number in years
4. subtract one year from the total

Example:  John was happily married to Mary (he ranked his happiness a 2 out of 3.  He found Mary very attractive, a 3 out of 3.  Mary leaves.  John's heart will take 1 ½ years to recover.

 -Jekyll

 

 

 

 

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oh my goodness!!! kaya pala ang tagal tagal mo magreply samen ni bok, binoblog mo?!? wwwaaaaahhhh!!!!!! hahahaha

Posted by abaut as always at October 22, 2007, 12:22 pm

hahaha. natatawa pa din ako sa “time flies so fast, sana time rin ako” eh. classic abaut. sana mabasa to nila rtarr :p

Posted by quiapz at October 22, 2007, 1:30 pm

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